Salutations! Simon here! Enjoy the miscellaneous miscellany! xD Alas.. delve into my mind and digest well!
The Turdle Journals!
so
were the animators and writers of this episode
on crack or something
because
you would either have to be so high to write this fucking episode
or just so bored
they thought
“hey, why don’t we just break the fourth wall of animating”
because I mean
just—
this is one of my favourite episodes
(via puppetere)
if school taught everyone that rape is bad and racism is bad instead of teaching how to find the angle of a kite im pretty sure the world would be a safer place
except all the kites would have wrong angles and spontaneously fall and kill people
i think youre missing the point buddy
I’d like to hear you say that when your impaled by a falling kite that’s shaped incorrectly.
what makes you think im going to go outside
(via hitmeuphowell)
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
or ernest hemingway
I told my teacher this and I think he started to like me as a student after that
(via supernovaqirl)
dont make jokes about slavery bc i own some slaves and it offends me
(via jessiphia)
have you ever actually thought about chairs
like
they exist for the sole purpose of people sitting on them
they exist to be abused and we don’t even give them any kinds of thanks they just go about their jobs unloved
do you think the chairs are sad
i dunno this one seems to be doing okay
I’d like to say that’s inaccurate but
(via professionalvillageidiot)
1: What color are your socks?
2: Have you ever lied about your age? Why?
3: What is something you regret in the past month?
4: Do you believe in love at first sight?
5: When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?
6: How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?
7: Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?
8: What’s your favorite season?
9: Do you currently like someone?
10: Have you ever used an Ouija board?
11: What’s the last song you sang?
12: What’s your favorite scent?
13: What’s your favorite urban legend?
14: What’s a bad habit that you have?
15: What’s a strange habit that you have?
16: What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?
17: How would you describe your ‘type?’
18: Would you rather stay in or go out?
19: What was the last thing you said to your mom?
20: Do you want to get married someday?
21: Have you ever snuck out?
22: Can you sing well?
23: What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?
24: When was the last time you went sledding?
25: Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?
26: Do people often mispronounce your name?
27: Would you like to live in another country?
28: Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?
29: Who was the last person you said you loved to?
30: What’s something you’d like to be better at?
31: Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?
32: What was the last thing you cooked?
33: Do you think you would make a good parent?
34: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
35: Where is your best friend right now?
36: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
37: How late do you usually stay up at night?
38: When was the last time you cried and why?
39: Have you ever won a contest?
40: Can you draw well?
41: Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?
42: What was the last thing you ate?
43: Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
44: Have you ever had a near-death experience?
45: What do you think people think of you?
46: What is your middle name and do you like it?
47: Are you close with either of your parents?
48: Do you like yourself?
49: State five facts about your appearance –
50: State five facts about your personality –
